Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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