I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
this boner is exhausting
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
