I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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