I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
