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Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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