Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just high enough for therapy.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
