I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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