no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
