Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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