HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
