I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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