I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Less talking, more tequila
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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