Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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