People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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