So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
vagina is talking i cant
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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