No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Vodka?
Forever.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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