C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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