Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The beer is more important than you right now.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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