What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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