Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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