Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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