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Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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