i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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