worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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