i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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