yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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