I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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