Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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