went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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