i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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