it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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