Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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