She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
