I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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