do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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