Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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