i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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