I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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