she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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