I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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