just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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