yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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