dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
