it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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