My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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