So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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