you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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