the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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