i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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