I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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