He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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