She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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