see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
