Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize